The Homework Machine, oh the Homework Machine,
Most prefect contraption that's ever been seen.
Just put in your homework, then drop in a dime,
Snap on the switch, and in ten seconds' time,
Your homework comes out, quick and clean as can be.
Here it is---nine plus four and the answer is three.
Three
Oh me. . . .
I guess it's not as perfect
As I thought it would be.